When “Five Wins” Becomes a Trap: How to Protect Your Federal Career
disciplinary defense employee rights federal employment mindfulness workplace wellness Apr 21, 2025If you’re a federal employee facing pressure to report weekly accomplishments—or “five wins”—you’re not alone. In recent weeks, agencies from the EPA to NIH have been quietly scaling back these expectations, calling them “optional” or scrapping them altogether. Yet the disciplinary actions haven’t slowed down. In fact, for some, they’re ramping up.
You might be wondering: If no one’s reading these reports, why does it matter? The truth is, this kind of workplace performance theater can become a trap if we’re not mindful.
Why This Matters
“Five Wins” reports and similar mandates have become a proxy for proving engagement—whether or not they reflect real performance. For some managers, missed emails or “uncooperative tone” in responses are being used as pretext for discipline. In other words: poor performance labels are being slapped on employees for failing to play along with a broken system.
Even worse, we’re hearing reports of over-the-top responses: ChatGPT-generated walls of text, sarcastic replies, or multilingual messages meant to jam the process. While that might feel cathartic in the moment, it can backfire—badly. These tactics can be used against you, even when the policies themselves lack substance.
What You Can Do
✅ Document Mindfully: If your agency requires these emails, do the bare minimum with professionalism. Treat them as compliance evidence, not personal validation.
✅ Stay Calm, Stay Safe: Responding with sarcasm or protest in the format can be spun as insubordination. Don’t hand your agency easy ammo.
✅ Watch for Policy Changes: Agencies are quietly backpedaling. Keep copies of updates and memos that show inconsistencies—it can help your case if things go sideways.
✅ Seek Help Early: If you’re being targeted or fear retaliation, don’t wait. Legal guidance now can prevent much deeper problems later.
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Legal Disclaimer: The information provided in this article is for informational purposes only and should not be construed as legal advice. While I am a federal employment attorney, this post does not create an attorney-client relationship. Every situation is unique, and legal outcomes depend on specific facts and circumstances.
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